Why do the different peoples of Middle Earth fight each other instead of bonding over their one shared value: building dangerous architecture without handrails?
Like. Come on. Architects in Middle Earth are, irregardless of species, impractical bastards with murder in their hearts.
- In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time
She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot.
She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family
Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.
These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.
I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!
Here’s another nice one.
For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.
so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.
My mom said that I’m vulgar (to which I shrugged) and that’s why I’m with someone like my bf, so I snapped at her, because no one insults my man, I don’t give a fuck who you are (sorry not sorry). Then she says I’ve been extra bitchy lately, I responded “yeah well my life kinda sucks right now”.
You know what this woman says to me?!
Well then, change it.
Oh, BITCH. Let’s fucking go.
Your marriage is a fucking joke, you aren’t bringing in any money because youre recovering from surgery (I helped take care of her when she first got this done) and you’re lame ass husband won’t help you because he’s financially abusive, but you won’t leave him yet for whatever fucking reason, and you want to talk to me about changing my life?! Sis, step off and fix your own shit before you tell people to fix theirs.
Damn. I’m so fucking heated over this it’s unbelievable. I listen to you bitch and moan about everything and you have the balls to come at me like that??! Oof. BIIIIIIG OOF.
When I finally get the chance to leave, you best believe that I’m not coming back.
